The Secret Art of Navigating Teenage Daughters (Without Losing Your Mind or Your Mascara)

Let’s just start here ..... raising teenage girls is not for the weak. It’s a silent art. A daily negotiation. A spiritual practice in patience. And a crash course in loving someone who can go from hugging you to hating

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I have learned that teenage girls are like emotional weather patterns. Unpredictable, wild, and full of dramatic flair. One day you’re her favorite person in the world, and the next you’re the reason she’s “literally never wearing that again.”

And still — I wouldn’t trade it for anything.

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The Real Secrets No One Tells You

You have to let go of the little stuff. Yes, she just rolled her eyes. Again. No, she didn’t say thank you for the food you made. Yes, her room smells like the combination of body spray and existential dread.

Let. It. Go.

You’re not here to win every battle — you’re here to stay in the war for her heart. And that means strategic silence sometimes wins over speeches.

Listen twice, talk once. Teenage girls don’t always want advice — even though their life is clearly being fueled by vibes and group chats. They mostly just want to be heard.

So I’ve started asking “Do you want me to just listen or do you want help? ”Sometimes she’ll say, “Just listen.” And I do. And it’s magic. (Hard. But magic.)

You will be uncool. Embrace it. I am now painfully aware that my clothing style is “vintage,” my jokes are “mom cringe,” and apparently I blink too slowly when she’s talking. Cool. I still make her dinner, text her "I love you & hope you have a good day" and show up to a the moments that are important to her because what's important to her is important to me. Because I know one day, she’ll remember who showed up — not who had the trendiest Stanley or Owala Cup color.

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Things That Actually Help

Food. Always food. Keep snacks stocked. All conversations go better with snacks. She may not tell you everything — but if there are cookies, she’ll stay in the room 12 minutes longer. That counts.

Routine check-ins that aren’t invasive. Shopping runs, couch snuggles with a good movie, post-dinner chats, late-night “I can’t sleep” talks. These are gold. Don’t force them. But when they happen, pause the world and lean in.

Lead by example. Be the woman you hope she looks up to but out becomes — even if you don’t think she’s watching. Because she is watching. And sometimes, copying... in secret.(They’ll deny it, but they borrow your sass and your lip gloss.)

And Most of All…

Love her hard. Even when she’s hard to love. That’s when she needs it most. Under the drama, the attitude, the aesthetic mood swings — is a girl figuring out who she is in a world that demands perfection and constant reinvention. She’s carrying more pressure than we ever did at that age.

Your job isn’t to fix her. It’s to anchor her. My hope is that she always know she has my support and love.

And .... One day those big dreams of hers all come true, I have no doubts she will become the person she is destined to be.

So whether you're reading this while hiding in the bathroom, sending that “you good?” text from the next room, or just wondering if you're totally messing this up — you’re not alone. And you’re doing better than you think.

Keep showing up, Momma.

The secret art? It's love. It’s patience. It’s showing up again tomorrow with open arms, clear boundaries, and maybe some takeout.

And mascara. Always mascara.